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1. Please read the books you buy, you bought them.
2. Yelling at your dog for barking, is louder than the barking you are trying to silence.
3. What you call a cup is usually a mug.
4. Keep selling out and I will keep standing out.
5. Crockpots are the greatest invention I never knew of, until now.
6. An egg has more energy than the average persons hour.
7. In the past 24 hours I have seen over 30 updates on my facebook about the swine flu. I wonder how many of those people understand the facts.
8. Antioxidant soda pop is the funniest thing I have seen yet.
9. Out of 40 of the phone consults so far at least 99% of them need severe focus on their mobility.
10. I love the consults. If I could do just that I probably would.
11. In my house you have to master the art of typing with one hand and rubbing pup belly with the other.
12. If someone asked you why you do some of the things you do or eat some of the things you eat, do you have the answers?
13. Why do you want to change?
14. A Genie comes, he gives you the perfect body wish, what do you do? Now do it your self.
15. If you don’t conform things are going to be ten times harder, but the reward is ten times greater.
16. You’re never to old to stand out of the sunroof of a car, just don’t do it topless.
17. Misery loves company and can wear Prada. Don’t be fooled.
18. Guys that wear Tapout shirts but can’t name one MMA fighter other than Chuck Liddell are _________. <– madlibs
19. Let audiobooks become your new audio best friend.
20. Fu-Penguin is the best book ever. Ever.
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11 - AWWWWW!!!!
Love this. (My fave is #16.)
18) the same guys who think spotting someone is yelling “it’s all you bro!”
re: 18 … my daily life, friends and family, and general interests have had zero to do with anything MMA or UFC. I had no idea the scale or popularity of all of it until I was in Vegas recently, and it seemed that everyone was wearing those shirts and there was a UFC store for “gear” around ever corner and in every casino.
#18- as dumb as I would be if I walked around wearing a Shakespeare hoodie but wouldn’t name more than one of his characters. Don’t front: when you get called out you look like a jackass.
#8- that sounds as senseless as Smart Choice Fruit Loops.
leigh you are funny!
now seriously you have never used a crockpot until now….thats just weird!!! :P
swine flu thing–yeah sick of it….all four of my kids had the flu and we even ended up in the ER with one…but they are okay…now i know its not the same for every child..but that being said I believe i have heard that more people have died of regular flu every year than this swine flu so im not sure why we are “flipping out”
2. Just saw this, just got angry about it.
14. Working on it.
18. lawls
20. I loved that book!
#4 You do, trust me you do. I have removed myself from a lot of lists recently.
#12 Much better than I could before.
#16 This one is my favorite.
Leigh, I love this!!! Can’t wait for our phone consult today
“17. Misery loves company and can wear Prada. Don’t be fooled.”
Haha it is so true!
16. What’s wrong with topless?
In the ’80s in Burlington, Vermont, there was a woman’s softball team that decided that if the men’s teams could play topless, they could too, and did. I think I moved to Burlington about 3 months too late.
- Etana
19 . I SOOO want to try this, so I can finally catch up on #1, but I love the actual act of reading too much to make the jump. If you’re not actually reading, how does it count as reading?
@Carrie: it’s the knowledges! Also it’s easier to keep your car in the lane.
Love it! And as for #10, as someone who had one of those consults (and is part of the 99%), it was very obvious you love doing them. Thanks so much for your infectious enthusiasm, tough questions, and encouragement to raise the bar!
Tamara I had a phone consult too and I couldn’t agree more. It was beyond helpful and personable. I felt like I had known Leigh for years.
Heh sorry for talking about you Leigh like you aren’t on your own blog
Hi, Leigh and all, almost done reading Fat-Loss Troubleshoot. And wow. You really tell it like it is, and now I know EXACTLY why I’m barely maintaining my weight rather than losing. And I realize I have a really good metabolism considering how little I move that I am not even bigger (and I am big). Wow. Ok, so knowledge is power, and I’m working on the fat loss thing with all the information now. I will say, too, that I’ve read stuff in this book that I’ve never read anywhere else– stuff that opened my eyes to my reality and what I need to do to make fat come off. And I can think by and see when I have done those things, and wow, I did lose fat. Thanks, Leigh. If there is a place to review your book, I will do so gladly. As a writer/instructor of writing,the only thing that would make your book stronger is better proofreading. I would hope everyone would read this book.