5. That you find a normal chair boring.
It appears you must find the normal chair boring and fattening because there is no other reason to explain these amazing inventions. Some of my favorites are the gynecology cruncher, the S&M roman chair, the obscure drug reference core ball chair, and (my favorite) the inappropriate rotation chair.
4. That you will put anything on your feet if it promises weight loss.
I do mean anything. Here is some advice: The creator of Back to the Future, wasn’t serious.
3. That you have a secret desire to be an EMT.
CLEAAAAR!
2. That you’re a 400 pound man.
To burn 1000 calories in 45 minutes it would take you burning 22.2 calories per minute. The only way you are going to achieve that is if you are roughly 400 pounds and chugging along at your maximum intensity (the whole time). Most would probably kill over and pass out before the 15 minute mark.
Women weighing 140 pounds, exercising at moderate high intensity= 7 calorie per min average burn
Man weighing 180 pounds, exercising at moderate high intensity= 10 calorie per min average burn
1. That you’re a pervert.
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A++++ Leigh. I needed something light tonight, it has been a long, long day.
I had seen the hawaii chair.
I had seen the shake weight.
I have never seen and am stunned by the iJoyRide. LOLOL!
Queen Leigh, this must be the funniest post I’ve ever read, I seriously couldn’t stop laughing!!!
Don’t forget the sweat suit that makes you sweat off the pounds!
Oh sheesh, thank you for the laugh, Leigh!
Awesome post
The sad part is I know people who have bought some of this stuff!!!!
Stacey, so do I.
LOVE THIS. Passed it on to a friend, and she couldn’t stop laughing.
wow, the look of excitement on the iJoyRide rider’s face.
Exactly what you’d expect from someone who rides a molestering machine.
Hellooooo PTSD!
I’d love to see the e-mails typed by the person gyrating in the Hawaii chair.
SNL did a parody commercial on the perviness of the shake weight a few weeks ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-z85Pku9uE
EMILY! That is hilarious!!! I am an SNL fan and missed that gem!
Leigh you are really really funny. My friends are going to get a kick out of this! Thanks for the laugh.
He he he. Loves it!
LOL! You are equally as funny on your site as on the podcast. Glad I checked it out!
Leigh,
How could you forget the NECKLINE SLIMMER?!! It’s one of my favorites.
Another great post!
Here’s the best use for the iJoy Rider. Actually Kitty makes it look fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWZKjtFUeco&feature=player_embedded
Enjoy!
I am so glad you posted this, I was actually thinking of buying some of these things!!!!
Is a regular stability ball worth it?
This is freakin hilarious.
I’m going to have nightmares about iJoyRide girl’s dead eyes.